The Kingdom of Paxtonian is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.898 billion Paxtonies are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Paxtonianian economy, worth 181 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Information Technology. Average income is 95,610 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and 'Totally Not Partisan News' is a line item on the government budget. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paxtonian's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Paxtonian is ranked 9,391^st in the world and 409^th in Balder for Most Secular, with 95.18 Atheism Rate.