The Federation of Paxilian is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.343 billion Paxilianians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Paxilianian economy, worth 184 trillion Pax Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 137,304 Pax Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and the giant 80-storey carving of Leader in Mount Rushless can be seen from space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paxilian's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Paxilian, the giant 80-storey carving of Leader in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
- : Following new legislation in Paxilian, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in Paxilian, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
- : Following new legislation in Paxilian, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
- : Following new legislation in Paxilian, the Police Surveillance Unit's motto is "Gotta Catch 'Em All".
- : Following new legislation in Paxilian, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Paxilianian selfishness.
- : Paxilian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced and Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Paxilian, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
- : Following new legislation in Paxilian, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
- : Following new legislation in Paxilian, imitation is the sincerest form of felony.
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