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Safest: 4,068thMost Devout: 4,714thMost Avoided: 8,272nd
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ignorance is Blindness
Influence
Negotiator
Pollster
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Pax Somaliana

Population12.515 billion

CapitalMogadishu
Leaderthe President

CurrencyShekel
AnimalCamel

The Free Land of Pax Somaliana is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the President with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The democratic, devout population of 12.515 billion Somalians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Education, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Industry aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mogadishu. The average income tax rate is 66.8%.

The large but underdeveloped Somalian economy, worth 613 trillion Shekels a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,033 Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Babies are a small but significant export, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place, and death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pax Somaliana's national animal is the Camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pax Somaliana is ranked 77,509th in the world and 12th in Reality for Longest Average Lifespans, with 73.47 Years.

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Safest: 4,068thMost Devout: 4,714thMost Avoided: 8,272ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,814thLowest Crime Rates: 9,675thTop
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Most Stationary: 17,766thLargest Populations: 19,066th
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Most Devout: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pax Somaliana's influence in Reality rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Pax Somaliana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Pax Somaliana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Pax Somaliana was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Largest Populations.
  • : Pax Somaliana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Pax Somaliana, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
  • : Pax Somaliana changed its national leader to "the President".
  • : Pax Somaliana changed its national animal to "Camel".
  • : Pax Somaliana's influence in Reality rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
  • : Following new legislation in Pax Somaliana, unpopular politicians are often caught between a rock and a hard place.

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