The Federal Commonwealth of Pax Aurea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Gaius Proctus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 30.462 billion Aureans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pacifica. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aurean economy, worth an astonishing 17,278 trillion Aurean Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 567,218 Aurean Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, President Gaius Proctus is called 'Patches' at international summits, and any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced. Crime is totally unknown. Pax Aurea's national animal is the wild cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Council of World Religions.

Pax Aurea is ranked 208,243^rd in the world and 95^th in European Union for Most Conservative, scoring 21.15 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.