by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,796thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,834thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,845th
The Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
The strength shall flourish
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
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Pawaland

Population581 million

CapitalPawapolis

Currencybullet
Animalwerewolf

The Empire of Pawaland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 581 million Pawas are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pawapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The all-consuming Pawalandian economy, worth 59.9 trillion bullets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 103,171 bullets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 362,636 per year while the poor average 21,273, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the Pawapolis Film Festival recently voted 'Pawa Getting Hit By Football' as best film, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pawaland's national animal is the werewolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pawaland is ranked 130,400th in the world and 5th in URSAL for Most Stationary, with 106.35398054452 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 5,796thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,834thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,845thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 13,586thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,547thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,127thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,520thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,355th
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pawaland, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'.
  • : Following new legislation in Pawaland, the Pawapolis Film Festival recently voted 'Pawa Getting Hit By Football' as best film.
  • : Following new legislation in Pawaland, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Pawaland, stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks.
  • : Following new legislation in Pawaland, the children of Pawaland are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Pawaland, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit".
  • : Following new legislation in Pawaland, commemoration of the Great URSAL War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • : Following new legislation in Pawaland, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • : Following new legislation in Pawaland, there are no more heroes any more.
  • : Pawaland's influence in URSAL rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".

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