The Empire of Pawaland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its triple-decker prams, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 581 million Pawas are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pawapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The all-consuming Pawalandian economy, worth 59.9 trillion bullets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 103,171 bullets, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 362,636 per year while the poor average 21,273, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, the Pawapolis Film Festival recently voted 'Pawa Getting Hit By Football' as best film, and people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Pawaland's national animal is the werewolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pawaland is ranked 130,400^th in the world and 5^th in URSAL for Most Stationary, with 106.35398054452 days.