The Queen's State of Paulo Arns is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 21.719 billion Paulo Arnsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.2%.

The very strong Paulo Arnsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,178 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 54,254 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending is on the increase, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, deers are considered a delicacy, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a problem. Paulo Arns's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Paulo Arns is ranked 248,916^th in the world and 4^th in City State of Monaco for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.32 law-abiding acts per hour.