The Republic of Paude Strinia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 10.354 billion Paude Strinians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.5%.

The very strong Paude Strinian economy, worth 555 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 53,657 francs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 202,808 per year while the poor average 9,877, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime is a problem. Paude Strinia's national animal is the lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Paude Strinia is ranked 247,815^th in the world and 3^rd in Room 319 Coalition for Lowest Crime Rates, with 52.67 law-abiding acts per hour.