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Most Devout: 11,649thHealthiest Citizens: 18,582ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,742nd
The Sultanate of
Authoritarian Democracy
الله أكبر
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Pattani darussalam

Population2.849 billion

CapitalPattani city
LeaderTengku Abdul Kadir Kamaruddin Syah


The Sultanate of Pattani darussalam is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tengku Abdul Kadir Kamaruddin Syah with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, triple-decker prams, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.849 billion Pattani darussalamians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pattani city. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Pattani darussalamian economy, worth 252 trillion Dinars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 88,781 Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, vote-counting is replacing kitchen patrol as the least glamorous army work, turning the other cheek is accompanied by a polite letter of complaint, and the military refers to helpless combatants offering surrender as "sitting ducks". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pattani darussalam's national animal is the elephant and its national religion is Islam.

Pattani darussalam is ranked 206,572nd in the world and 6th in Uni Islam Asia Tenggara for Fattest Citizens, with 7.38 Obesity Rate.

Most Devout: 11,649thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 18,582ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,742ndLongest Average Lifespans: 20,024thLowest Crime Rates: 20,544thMost Conservative: 21,499thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,593rd

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