The Patriotic Commonwealth of Patriotic Australia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Albo with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.994 billion Patriotic Australians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canberra. The average income tax rate is 20.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Patriotic Australian economy, worth 170 trillion Dollary-doos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. Average income is 56,953 Dollary-doos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Patriotic Australian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, having skeletons in one's closet is no longer just a macabre idiom, drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars, and newspapers are running a front-page picture of Albo holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Patriotic Australia's national animal is the Kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is AFL.

Patriotic Australia is ranked 137,738^th in the world and 211^th in the Outback for Highest Average Incomes, with 56,953.32 Standard Monetary Units.