Population | 16.385 billion |
Capital | Statesboro |
Leader | President General Marai Overhill |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Warg |
The Timocratic Republic of Patrick OConner is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President General Marai Overhill with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.385 billion Mericans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Statesboro. The average income tax rate is 52.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Merican economy, worth a remarkable 1,780 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,649 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patrick OConner's national animal is the Warg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Patrick OConner is ranked 239,926th in the world and 56th in Greater Dienstad for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.41 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.
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Patrick OConner's influence in Greater Dienstad rose from "Zero" to "Apprentice".
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Patrick OConner relocated from Lazarus to Greater Dienstad.
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Patrick OConner's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
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Patrick OConner's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
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Patrick OConner was refounded in Lazarus.
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Patrick OConner ceased to exist in Greater Dienstad.
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Patrick OConner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
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Patrick OConner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
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Patrick OConner was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
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Patrick OConner was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.