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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,092ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,281stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,115th
The Timocratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Sic Transit Gloria Mundi & Sic Vis Pacem Para Bellum
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Patrick OConner

Population16.385 billion

LeaderPresident General Marai Overhill


The Timocratic Republic of Patrick OConner is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President General Marai Overhill with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.385 billion Mericans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Statesboro. The average income tax rate is 52.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Merican economy, worth a remarkable 1,780 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,649 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, being able to unblock a u-bend pipe is considered a universally essential skill, and crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patrick OConner's national animal is the Warg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Patrick OConner is ranked 239,926th in the world and 56th in Greater Dienstad for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.41 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,092ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,281stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,115thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,910thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,967thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,375thFattest Citizens: 9,397thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,180thLargest Black Market: 10,260thHighest Economic Output: 10,914thMost Armed: 11,539thMost Efficient Economies: 12,625thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 15,312thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,099thLargest Populations: 17,349thMost Cultured: 17,566thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,465thMost Developed: 20,664thMost Patriotic: 23,717thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,800thSmartest Citizens: 25,067th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

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