The Queendom of Patricia District is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.881 billion Patricia Districtians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The very strong Patricia Districtian economy, worth 896 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 60,245 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory, deer are considered a delicacy, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime is relatively low. Patricia District's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Patricia District is ranked 197,764^th in the world and 206^th in 0000 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.88 law-abiding acts per hour.