by Max Barry

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,581stMost Stationary: 15,967th
The Queendom of
Capitalist Paradise
From Many, One
Civil Rights
Below Average
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Patricia District

Population5.821 billion


The Queendom of Patricia District is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 5.821 billion Patricia Districtians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.1%.

The very strong Patricia Districtian economy, worth 350 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 60,248 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is compulsory, deer are considered a delicacy, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime is relatively low. Patricia District's national animal is the deer, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Patricia District is ranked 96,386th in the world and 1st in Patricia District for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.59 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,581stMost Stationary: 15,967th

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