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Most Devout: 5,604th Largest Mining Sector: 10,274th Most Conservative: 12,465th
The Comunidade of
Moralistic Democracy
Esta é a Ditosa Pátria Minha Amada
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Patria Portuguesa

Population1.154 billion

CapitalLisboa
LeaderPresidente Eduardo Peixoto
FaithCatholicism

Currencyescudo
AnimalGalo de Barcelos

The Comunidade of Patria Portuguesa is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Presidente Eduardo Peixoto with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, triple-decker prams, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.154 billion Portuguese are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lisboa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.9%.

The strong Portuguese economy, worth 75.1 trillion escudoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is 65,063 escudoes, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

Women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patria Portuguesa's national animal is the Galo de Barcelos, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Patria Portuguesa is ranked 82,254th in the world and 37th in World Conference for Highest Economic Output, with 75.1 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Devout: 5,604thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 10,274thMost Conservative: 12,465th
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Patria Portuguesa, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Patria Portuguesa, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
  • : Patria Portuguesa lodged a message on the World Conference Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Patria Portuguesa, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Patria Portuguesa, women wearing male lounge-wear are quizzed for hours by mental health practitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Patria Portuguesa, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in Patria Portuguesa, ritual mummification is making a comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Patria Portuguesa, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Patria Portuguesa, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Patria Portuguesa, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.

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