The Empire of Patria Augusta is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Livius with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 22.037 billion Augustrians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lux Gloria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Patria Augustan economy, worth a remarkable 4,839 trillion Aureuses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,607 Aureuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, Patria Augustan novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Livius, religious education is a new government priority, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patria Augusta's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Patria Augusta is ranked 19,821^st in the world and 297^th in NationStates for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 6,890.42 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.