The Kingdom of Patria AMV is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 391 million Patria AMVians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Healthcare, Education, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helsinki. The average income tax rate is 38.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Patria AMVian economy, worth 4.61 trillion svenish kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 11,796 svenish kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, it turns out that money can buy you happiness, contestants on Patria AMV's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and Patria AMV has designated Helsinki as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patria AMV's national animal is the patria AMV, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Patria AMV is ranked 181,784^th in the world and 3^rd in The Royal Svenish Defense Forces for Most Secular, with 16.66 Atheism Rate.