by Max Barry

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Largest Gambling Industry: 5,783rd Most Devout: 6,868th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,934th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Liberty, amd Captialism
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Free Land of Patraim is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 526 million Patrains have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.7%.

The strong Patrain economy, worth 34.4 trillion Patraian Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 65,481 Patraian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Patraim are famed for their reasonable volume levels, and the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Patraim's national animal is the The Patrain Gaint Man Eating Bald Eagel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Patraim is ranked 127,786th in the world and 392nd in The Union of Democratic States for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -3.95 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 5,783rdMost Devout: 6,868thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,934th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 47th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Patraim, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
  • : Following new legislation in Patraim, the sanitised and dull music festivals of Patraim are famed for their reasonable volume levels.
  • : Following new legislation in Patraim, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Patraim, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer.
  • : Following new legislation in Patraim, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in Patraim, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas.
  • : Patraim was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Patraim, Patraim has designated Patraim City as its capital city.
  • : Following new legislation in Patraim, popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Patraim City River.
  • : Following new legislation in Patraim, tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport.

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