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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,082ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,548thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,795th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
United we Stand, Together we Fall
Alexander Ouellette
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population12.14 billion

LeaderAlexander Ouellette

CurrencyPatoriottian Dollar
AnimalRed Panda

The Empire of Patoriotto is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alexander Ouellette with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.14 billion Patoriottians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danketsu. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Patoriottian economy, worth a remarkable 2,002 trillion Patoriottian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,934 Patoriottian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, lending money has become a major liability, and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patoriotto's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aresity.

Patoriotto is ranked 2,548th in the world and 70th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 5,990.44 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,082ndTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,548thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,795thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,958thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,034thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,303rdLargest Governments: 3,460thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,661stLowest Crime Rates: 3,745thSafest: 4,943rdLongest Average Lifespans: 5,312thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,663rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,869thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,177thMost Developed: 7,359thMost Influential: 7,448thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,909thHealthiest Citizens: 7,979thHighest Economic Output: 8,153rdRudest Citizens: 8,565thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,923rdBest Weather: 9,781stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,820thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,002ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,145thSmartest Citizens: 11,469thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 13,082ndMost Secular: 13,196thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,390thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,081stMost Corrupt Governments: 19,539thMost Stationary: 21,587thLargest Populations: 23,310thMost Inclusive: 23,895th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 70th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 71st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 73rd in the regionLargest Governments: 91st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 102nd in the regionSafest: 112th in the regionMost Influential: 132nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 132nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 137th in the regionMost Developed: 158th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 177th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 179th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 206th in the regionRudest Citizens: 210th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 213th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 220th in the regionBest Weather: 225th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 243rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 245th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 272nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 281st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 292nd in the regionMost Stationary: 299th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 303rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 368th in the regionMost Inclusive: 426th in the regionMost Secular: 438th in the regionLargest Populations: 493rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 524th in the region

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