The Empire of Patoriotto is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alexander Ouellette with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.14 billion Patoriottians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Danketsu. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Patoriottian economy, worth a remarkable 2,002 trillion Patoriottian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,934 Patoriottian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, lending money has become a major liability, and power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patoriotto's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Aresity.

Patoriotto is ranked 2,548^th in the world and 70^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 5,990.44 on the Societal Mobility Rating.