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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,417th Most Devout: 5,123rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 5,534th
The Holy Monarchy of
Moralistic Democracy
Libera Anima Vestra
Rakim Mayers
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Patek Phillippe

Population895 million

CapitalNew Patek City
LeaderRakim Mayers


The Holy Monarchy of Patek Phillippe is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Rakim Mayers with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, avant-garde cinema, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 895 million Patek Phillippeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Patek City. The average income tax rate is 44.5%.

The all-consuming Patek Phillippean economy, worth 102 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 114,630 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Members of Parliament operate under a PAYE scheme, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, Rakim Mayers spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, and Rakim Mayers has just been declared ruler of Patek Phillippe in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patek Phillippe's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Patek Phillippe is ranked 124,303rd in the world and 26th in RHINIA for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 17.53 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,417thMost Devout: 5,123rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,534thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,857thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,897thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,462ndLargest Retail Industry: 12,471stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,473rdBest Weather: 13,743rdMost Pacifist: 14,775thMost Cultured: 16,280th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Barlomia, Shamblia, Flame1, and Prosperios.

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