The Almighty Republic of Patec is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Snoop Dogg with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 4.395 billion Patecians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Patekku. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Patecian economy, worth 275 trillion Takkens a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,681 Takkens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs, and cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patec's national animal is the Golden eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Patec is ranked 281,791^st in the world and 12^th in Citreon for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.21 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.