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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,025th Highest Economic Output: 4,424th Largest Publishing Industry: 4,816th
The Southern Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
En Unión y Libertad
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Southern Empire of Patagonien is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ban on automobiles, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.678 billion Patagonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Law & Order, Environment, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ushuaia. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Patagonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,988 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 126,811 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patagonien's national animal is the guanaco, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Patagonien is ranked 88,232nd in the world and 9th in Deutschland for Most Authoritarian, with 0.16 Stalins.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,025thHighest Economic Output: 4,424thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,816thSmartest Citizens: 5,993rdLargest Populations: 6,041stMost Developed: 6,101stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,336thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,521stTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 7,674thMost Cultured: 9,314thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,883rdLongest Average Lifespans: 10,943rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,075thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,049thLargest Retail Industry: 12,724thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,072ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,602ndSafest: 13,646thMost Secular: 15,079th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Patagonien's influence in Deutschland rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Patagonien's influence in Deutschland fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Patagonien's influence in Deutschland rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Highest Average Incomes.

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