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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,040th Highest Economic Output: 4,494th Largest Publishing Industry: 4,800th
The Southern Empire of
Capitalist Paradise
En Unión y Libertad
Regional Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Southern Empire of Patagonien is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.124 billion Patagonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, with Law & Order, Environment, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ushuaia. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Patagonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,917 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 126,811 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, men avoid even so much as looking at female colleagues, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Patagonien's national animal is the guanaco, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Patagonien is ranked 161,940th in the world and 22nd in Deutschland for Most Devout, with 6.51 Prayers Per Hour.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,040thHighest Economic Output: 4,494thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,800thSmartest Citizens: 5,771stMost Developed: 5,787thLargest Populations: 6,436thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,538thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,616thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,866thTop
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Most Cultured: 9,618thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,889thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,676thLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,769thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,109thLargest Retail Industry: 13,225thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,543rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,738thSafest: 14,904thRudest Citizens: 15,832ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,198thMost Secular: 16,412thLowest Crime Rates: 16,433rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,547th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Patagonien's influence in Deutschland fell from "Apprentice" to "Squire".
  • : Patagonien's influence in Deutschland rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Patagonien was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Patagonien created a custom banner.
  • : Patagonien created a custom banner.
  • : Patagonien created a custom banner.
  • : Patagonien created a custom banner.

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