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Nudest: 955thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,783rdMost Pacifist: 11,550th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In FSM we trust.
Reverend Ravioli
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.754 billion

CapitalPasta City
LeaderReverend Ravioli

Animalmini monster

The Republic of Pastalands is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Reverend Ravioli with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 5.754 billion Pastalandsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pasta City. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Pastalandsian economy, worth 396 trillion noodles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,988 noodles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, the public are free to vote for whomever the government wants in office, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pastalands's national animal is the mini monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is pastafarianism.

Pastalands is ranked 40,447th in the world and 3rd in The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands for Highest Economic Output, with 396 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Nudest: 955thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 10,783rdMost Pacifist: 11,550thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 12,576thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,546thMost Inclusive: 16,264thNicest Citizens: 16,503rdMost Rebellious Youth: 18,153rdBest Weather: 22,660thMost Devout: 22,750thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,942ndLargest Publishing Industry: 23,166th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

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