Population | 6.004 billion |
Capital | New beans |
Leader | Mr bean |
Faith | Egg beans |
Currency | Standard monetary unit |
Animal | Cat |
The Tons of fun of Past beans is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mr bean with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.004 billion Past beansians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New beans. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Beanie economy, worth 954 trillion Standard monetary units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,012 Standard monetary units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Past beans's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Egg beans.
Past beans is ranked 76,975th in the world and 1,246th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 221,623 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Past beans voted for the World Assembly Resolution " Obesity Awareness".
- : Past beans voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Jar Wattinree".
- : Past beans was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Kingdom of Nationeer, curing 11 million infected.
- : Past beans was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Kingdom of Nationeer, curing 7 million infected.
- : Past beans was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Kingdom of Nationeer, curing 5 million infected.
- : Past beans was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Kingdom of Nationeer, curing 10 million infected.
- : Past beans was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Kingdom of Nationeer, curing 16 million infected.
- : Past beans was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Kingdom of Nationeer, curing 16 million infected.
- : Past beans was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Kingdom of Nationeer, curing 15 million infected.
- : Past beans was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The United Kingdom of Nationeer, curing 14 million infected.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 104 » Glendwith, The Confederate States of America, Zandos, Kabarovsk, Laforeia, Ethnon, Juba, Chipoli, Jameson Williams, Shibutani, Sierra Andreas, Yaorozu, Corfad, Petronellania, Ardok, Akand Jang Braihir, Northern Zorbrasnka, Varisland, Stal Valley, Kwaj, Great Bights Mum, TamilPesum, Bedsonya, New Cordyceps, North Bratislava, Sindoesia, Arostica, Diamante, Laurendon, Halsoni, Barxa, Pallaith, Brisdon, Aerilia, Simone Republic, New Lakemba, Dreadton, Tiodann, Esteneng, The New Oceanic States, Etanur, Jeltronian WA Mission, Tugupaw, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Rettverborg, Vendonesam, Ancap North Korea, Comfed, Germanic Cat, Ovekisu, and 54 others.Former English Colony, Semverihin, Rovun, Xagill, Esperonia, PlanetMercury, Bardopia, PotatoFarmers, Ostonives, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Zecit, Wilkshire, Pazair, Singaporen Empire, South Parter, Darkanistan, Loutsland, Tropical Coast, Hamerica, Picairn, Rex Republic, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Sil Dorsett, Oannia, Free Prairie Provinces, Koda-Land, Tameside, Arucaria, Valiacorkit, Kranostav, Oceanica Empire, Texaska, Viridiann, Liberate World Order, Bagojo, Unshleepd, Gragadoia, Aguaria Major, Broatiana, Wolffoxia, Glissbotia, Czerka, Casscata, Kelvaros Prime, Jughru, Nationeer, Horrorlandian State, Kainin, Democatic Donkeys, The Riverlands Federation, Chao Phraya River, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Of the Tyrannical Frogs, and Wadua.