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Most Devout: 1,359thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,624thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,000th
The Tons of fun of
Psychotic Dictatorship
No, the flag isn’t mine.
Mr bean
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Past beans

Population6.004 billion

CapitalNew beans
LeaderMr bean
FaithEgg beans

CurrencyStandard monetary unit
AnimalCat

The Tons of fun of Past beans is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mr bean with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.004 billion Past beansians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New beans. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beanie economy, worth 954 trillion Standard monetary units a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 159,012 Standard monetary units, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Past beans's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Egg beans.

Past beans is ranked 76,975th in the world and 1,246th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 221,623 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Devout: 1,359thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,624thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,000thTop
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Most Influential: 4,368thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,885thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,634thLargest Black Market: 13,228thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,593rdHighest Poor Incomes: 13,735thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,870thMost Cultured: 14,029thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,107thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 15,607thLowest Crime Rates: 17,246thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,574thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,952ndLargest Mining Sector: 19,990thHighest Average Incomes: 20,956thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,226thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,924thMost Developed: 22,224thHighest Food Quality: 24,359thLargest Governments: 26,003rdMost Authoritarian: 27,189th
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Most Devout: 45th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 65th in the regionLargest Black Market: 185th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 255th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 264th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 298th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 319th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 319th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 341st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 390th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 517th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 517th in the regionMost Cultured: 542nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 550th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 586th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 590th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 610th in the region

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