The Most Serene Republic of Paschalia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Sheepalicious McBigbutt with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.662 billion Paschalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanche. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Paschalian economy, worth 555 trillion Coffee Crisps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 119,238 Coffee Crisps, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.
Ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Coffee Crisps on liquor and tobacco, several inches are being added to first class seating, and the election for Sheepalicious McBigbutt's office's janitor is heating up. Crime is relatively low. Paschalia's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Paschalia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Hamburg Neo.
- : Paschalia was endorsed by The Holy Black Santa of Varanius.
- : Paschalia was endorsed by The Republic of the Commonwealth of The Father-Land.
- : Paschalia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Hologaland.
- : Paschalia was endorsed by The Holy Crimson n Navy Factory of Aluminum Oxynitride.
- : Paschalia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Gracelantia.
- : Paschalia was endorsed by The Western Card Czar of Giovanniland.
- : Following new legislation in Paschalia, the election for Sheepalicious McBigbutt's office's janitor is heating up.
- : Paschalia endorsed The Republic of Shaqolandia.
- : Paschalia endorsed The Community of Emark.
Endorsements Received: 57 » Bran Astor, Constantinopolisia, Atheist States of Philippines, Dilber, Fujai, Sensorland, Recuecn, Bhang Bhang Duc, The Fourth Redoubt, Liberillia, Pandaland II, Archonina, Westwind, Comia Noracon, 3kruimels, Oometz, Starblazer, The Unified Missourtama States, Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell, Win Mints, Theicor, Mirchusko, Libterraria, Probablynotverygoodistan, Marina Nova, Sindria, Akshireuya, Wickedly evil people, The Undivided, Quevilis, Cro Magnon, Fuentana, Gryphonian Alliance, Papercuts and Skittles, Einherfell, Ferroia, Pi Island, Nieubasria, Arracrania, IndyCar Racing, New Belia, Plankstein, Reklim, Hiems, Mediobogdum, Saransh, Anuubis, Carvell, Volkason, The Antarctic Empires, and 7 others.Shaqolandia, Emark, Giovanniland, Gracelantia, Hologaland, The Father-Land, and Hamburg Neo.