The Socialist People's Republic of Parydeswais is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Anna Kezky and Dr Voltov Kezky with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.449 billion Parydeswaisians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Masnia - Deetricky City. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parydeswaisian economy, worth 362 trillion United Foxtrots a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 105,078 United Foxtrots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, many aides in Anna Kezky and Dr Voltov Kezky's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, and faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parydeswais's national animal is the Red fox - Fennec fox - Wolf - Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Foxism - Atheism - Islam - Catholic.

Parydeswais is ranked 185,419^th in the world and 190^th in Wintreath for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 152.11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.