The Holy Empire of Parum Pacificus is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Universalis with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 926 million Pacificusians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Latina. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The all-consuming Pacificusian economy, worth 99.2 trillion Pacificum Aurums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 107,123 Pacificum Aurums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 339,113 per year while the poor average 25,818, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Toddlers are wielding machine guns in the name of national defense, meat prices are soaring as the farming industry struggle under government-imposed restrictions, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Parum Pacificus's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Parum Pacificus is ranked 251,660^th in the world and 4^th in Liga de Lukaz for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.55 bananas ingested per day.