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Nudest: 79thRudest Citizens: 1,297thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,472nd
The Republic of
Capitalizt
All hail the independent nudists!
No Name
Influence
Superpower
anime
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Partoria

Population5.635 billion

CapitalNuditopia
LeaderNo Name
FaithBirthday suitism

Currencyclonar
Animalgrizzly bear

The Republic of Partoria is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by No Name with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.635 billion Partorians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nuditopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Partorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,202 trillion clonars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 213,465 clonars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 863,761 per year while the poor average 35,164, a ratio of 24.6 to 1.

Both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border, the statue in the Krustofsky Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Partoria's national animal is the grizzly bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Birthday suitism.

Partoria is ranked 56,777th in the world and 2nd in Anti Anime Action for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 3,722.88 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Nudest: 79thRudest Citizens: 1,297thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,472ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,491stMost Avoided: 2,085thTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 2,493rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,533rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,695thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,867thMost Armed: 2,879thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,238thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,262ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,626thMost Efficient Economies: 4,445thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,465thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,802ndLargest Black Market: 5,461stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,489thHighest Average Incomes: 5,803rdLargest Mining Sector: 5,856thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,222ndLargest Retail Industry: 6,521stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,889thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,100thSmartest Citizens: 7,886thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,125thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,478thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,945thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,100thTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 12,369thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,444thMost Secular: 14,009thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,542ndHighest Economic Output: 15,923rdMost Cultured: 17,020thLargest Governments: 17,457thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,807thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,099th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Partoria, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Partoria, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
  • : Following new legislation in Partoria, the statue in the Grant Plaza has a solar panel for a hat.
  • : Following new legislation in Partoria, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border.
  • : Following new legislation in Partoria, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Partoria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Partoria, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Partoria, Nuditopia's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Partoria, refugees from other nations are flocking to Partoria's border.
  • : Partoria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Food Quality.

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