The Colony of PARTIYA DIMITRI is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Jacob Franc Dimitri with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.846 billion PARTIYA DIMITRIians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. The average income tax rate is 71.0%.

The frighteningly efficient PARTIYA DIMITRIian economy, worth 443 trillion Rupiahs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 115,292 Rupiahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, prison officers are bribed not to take bribes, fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters, and no one gossips with Lord Jacob Franc Dimitri during diplomatic summits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PARTIYA DIMITRI's national animal is the Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Muslim.

PARTIYA DIMITRI is ranked 146,839^th in the world and 4,470^th in Balder for Most Politically Free, scoring 54.48 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.