The Thalassocracy of Parthenopias is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Archon Jessero with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 7.89 billion Parthenopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parthenion. The average income tax rate is 57.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Parthenopian economy, worth 590 trillion Dodons a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 74,798 Dodons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Smoking is banned in public areas, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parthenopias's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Parthenopias is ranked 155,880^th in the world and 8^th in Selene for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.26 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.