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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,947th Highest Crime Rates: 3,475th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,747th
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Parsua Sartorias

Population1.023 billion

CurrencyPS dollar

The Empire of Parsua Sartorias is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.023 billion Parsua Sartorians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Parsua Sartoriasian economy, worth 97.9 trillion PS dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 95,654 PS dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 553,253 per year while the poor average 7,878, a ratio of 70.2 to 1.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, Parsua Sartorias City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, and when you fly on Air Parsua Sartorias you win a seat or you die. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Parsua Sartorias's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Parsua Sartorias is ranked 39,496th in the world and 1st in Empire of Parsua for Most Extreme, scoring 26.58 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 1,947thHighest Crime Rates: 3,475thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,747thLargest Retail Industry: 4,793rdFattest Citizens: 4,909thMost Armed: 6,298thHighest Drug Use: 6,503rdRudest Citizens: 6,860thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,964thMost Avoided: 7,902ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,278thTop
Most Pro-Market: 8,873rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,211thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,557thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,823rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,035thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,907th

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