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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,912th Fattest Citizens: 6,003rd Largest Retail Industry: 6,321st
The Empire of
Corporate Bordello
All blood, no tears
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Parsua Sartorias

Population103 million

CurrencyPS dollar
AnimalWolf

The Empire of Parsua Sartorias is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, digital currency, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 103 million Parsua Sartorians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Parsua Sartoriasian economy, worth 9.23 trillion PS dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 89,637 PS dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 467,276 per year while the poor average 9,265, a ratio of 50.4 to 1.

People experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Parsua Sartorias's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Parsua Sartorias is ranked 144,737th in the world and 2nd in Empire of Parsua for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.07 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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5%
Largest Gambling Industry: 1,912thFattest Citizens: 6,003rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,321stHighest Crime Rates: 6,849thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,010thHighest Drug Use: 7,352ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,367thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,105thRudest Citizens: 8,203rdMost Avoided: 8,394thTop
10%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,502ndMost Pro-Market: 10,015thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,332ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,755thMost Armed: 15,984th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Parsua Sartorias was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates, Most Avoided, and Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Parsua Sartorias, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
  • : Following new legislation in Parsua Sartorias, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense.
  • : Parsua Sartorias was reclassified from "Anarchy" to "Corporate Bordello".
  • : Parsua Sartorias was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use and Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Parsua Sartorias, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Parsua Sartorias was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Anarchy".
  • : Following new legislation in Parsua Sartorias, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up.
  • : Following new legislation in Parsua Sartorias, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Parsua Sartorias, all recreational drugs are legal.

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