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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,977th Highest Crime Rates: 3,443rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 4,751st
The Empire of
Anarchy
All blood, no tears
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Parsua Sartorias

Population489 million

CurrencyPS dollar
AnimalWolf

The Empire of Parsua Sartorias is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its digital currency, ritual sacrifices, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 489 million Parsua Sartorians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Defense, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Parsua Sartoriasian economy, worth 46.8 trillion PS dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 95,654 PS dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 553,253 per year while the poor average 7,878, a ratio of 70.2 to 1.

The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, Parsua Sartorias City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, and when you fly on Air Parsua Sartorias you win a seat or you die. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Parsua Sartorias's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Parsua Sartorias is ranked 92,187th in the world and 15th in Province of Mactan for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 67.55 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,977thHighest Crime Rates: 3,443rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,751stLargest Retail Industry: 4,779thFattest Citizens: 4,855thMost Armed: 5,930thRudest Citizens: 6,450thHighest Drug Use: 6,479thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6,814thMost Avoided: 7,852ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,423rdTop
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Most Pro-Market: 8,682ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,194thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,566thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,860thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,667thMost Devout: 16,382ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,592nd
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Parsua Sartorias's influence in Province of Mactan rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Parsua Sartorias's influence in Province of Mactan rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Parsua Sartorias was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Parsua Sartorias's influence in Province of Mactan rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Parsua Sartorias, when you fly on Air Parsua Sartorias you win a seat or you die.
  • : Following new legislation in Parsua Sartorias, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal.
  • : Following new legislation in Parsua Sartorias, Parsua Sartorias City's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Parsua Sartorias, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Parsua Sartorias, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
  • : Parsua Sartorias's influence in Province of Mactan rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".

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