Little Timmy's Dating Profile [Half-Canon, Half-Joke]

Name: "Little" Timothy Smith
- Age: 27
- DoB: 12/21/1932
- Height: 172cm
- Weight: 64kg
- Relationship Status: Single </3
- Looking for: Female-Temalés
Interests:
- Ruling the Country
- Going to tha club (Totally Golf!)
- Drinking Cocktails

Why You Should Date Me: You should get with me because I need babes... PLEASE!! I'M RICH, I GOT MONEY PLEASE!

- The Parsininsa Ties, 1959