by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 412th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 896th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,093rd
The Green Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Keep quite, but take action.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population10.051 billion


AnimalLime Cat

The Green Republic of Parpaza is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Manager with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.051 billion Parpazans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hexagon. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Parpazan economy, worth a remarkable 1,523 trillion Gears a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,562 Gears, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, married couples must call each other "darling" or risk a fine, and the horniness of the great-horned Lime Cat is considered a national priority. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parpaza's national animal is the Lime Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Parpaza is ranked 2,713th in the world and 62nd in 10000 Islands for Most Pacifist, with 181.71 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Most Influential: 412thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 896thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,093rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,178thBest Weather: 1,417thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,468thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 1,732ndSafest: 1,879thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,892ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,012thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,013thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,064thMost Developed: 2,348thHealthiest Citizens: 2,361stLowest Crime Rates: 2,685thMost Pacifist: 2,713thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,856thNicest Citizens: 3,034thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,040thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,093rdLargest Governments: 3,107thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,180thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,702ndSmartest Citizens: 4,174thMost Efficient Economies: 4,212thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,310thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,387thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,276thMost Inclusive: 5,497thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,886thMost Stationary: 7,104thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,309thHighest Economic Output: 8,648thMost Cultured: 9,169thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,766thHighest Average Incomes: 12,076th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionBest Weather: 35th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 40th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 45th in the regionSafest: 45th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 47th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 48th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 51st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51st in the regionMost Developed: 51st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Influential: 59th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 59th in the regionMost Pacifist: 62nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 64th in the regionMost Stationary: 65th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 67th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 68th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 69th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 69th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 86th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Inclusive: 100th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 111th in the region

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