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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,917thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,282ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,093rd
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
...humanity cannot stay in this cradle forever.
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Parisitan

Population9.6 billion

CapitalKorper
LeaderNearl
FaithAyinism

CurrencyBit
AnimalLepon

The Federation of Parisitan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nearl with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.6 billion Parisitanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korper. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parisitanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,862 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 193,996 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, builders across Parisitan are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parisitan's national animal is the Lepon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ayinism.

Parisitan is ranked 197,186th in the world and 2,549th in the West Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 66.78 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,917thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,282ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,093rdMost Influential: 4,160thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,885thMost Developed: 5,794thSmartest Citizens: 5,981stRudest Citizens: 7,040thMost Secular: 7,340thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,075thLowest Crime Rates: 9,170thMost Efficient Economies: 10,898thMost Inclusive: 11,510thHighest Average Incomes: 12,023rdLargest Governments: 12,450thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,452ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,921stHealthiest Citizens: 13,940thLargest Retail Industry: 14,440thHighest Food Quality: 14,907thMost Patriotic: 14,928thHighest Economic Output: 14,992ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,253rdTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,434thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,684thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,786thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,705thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,371stMost Beautiful Environments: 23,941stMost Stationary: 25,427thLargest Black Market: 25,650thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,508thHighest Average Tax Rates: 27,912thLargest Publishing Industry: 29,547thMost Advanced Public Education: 29,692nd
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 49th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 74th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 76th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 94th in the regionRudest Citizens: 101st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 102nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 105th in the regionMost Developed: 105th in the regionMost Influential: 105th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 112th in the regionMost Secular: 114th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 117th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 119th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 129th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 144th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 145th in the regionLargest Governments: 154th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 164th in the regionLargest Black Market: 165th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 176th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 180th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 192nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 195th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 196th in the regionMost Stationary: 205th in the regionMost Inclusive: 209th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 215th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 223rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 248th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 250th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 260th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 343rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 344th in the regionLargest Populations: 350th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 356th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Parisitan, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Parisitan, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisitan, builders across Parisitan are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisitan, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
  • : Parisitan was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
  • : Parisitan was endorsed by The Democratic People's Republic of Karlica.
  • : Parisitan was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Covenentia.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisitan, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisitan, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Parisitan, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.

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