Population | 9.6 billion |
Capital | Korper |
Leader | Nearl |
Faith | Ayinism |
Currency | Bit |
Animal | Lepon |
The Federation of Parisitan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nearl with an even hand, and notable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 9.6 billion Parisitanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Korper. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Parisitanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,862 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 193,996 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, builders across Parisitan are blocked up with orders for new public loos, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, and the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parisitan's national animal is the Lepon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ayinism.
Parisitan is ranked 197,186th in the world and 2,549th in the West Pacific for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 66.78 Workforce Participation Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Parisitan, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
- : Following new legislation in Parisitan, the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people.
- : Following new legislation in Parisitan, builders across Parisitan are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Following new legislation in Parisitan, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
- : Parisitan was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Parisitan was endorsed by The Democratic People's Republic of Karlica.
- : Parisitan was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Covenentia.
- : Following new legislation in Parisitan, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
- : Following new legislation in Parisitan, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Parisitan, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 55 » San Diego Islands, Dilber, Hamburg Neo, BIteland, Mediobogdum, The Undivided, Nas Crustium, Overthinkers, Corbeil, Muad-Dib, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Guitermot, Apexiala, Pandaland II, Bhang Bhang Duc, Willow Gate, Zuriath, Varanius, Savitri, Laudesia, Occidius, Rengum in Lingo, Hyperion Towers, Diet coke enjoyers, Algueneia, Podium, Glorious Existence, The Warriors of Determination, Mediocre Talents, Wickedly evil people, Fotisdia, Isachile Tum, Fujai, Glastol, Hongg Kong, NewIberia, Newgratia, Wakoshima, Costelloland, Kisovec, Howell, Elegarth, Xanderstan, All European nations, Sorprendente, Arkengia, Nacaome, Infinite Star, Rotvania, Ulinzistan, and 5 others.Reformed Hoffon, Pongo Tapanuliensis, Covenentia, Karlica, and Dalimbar.