| Population | 2.912 billion |
| Capital | Doha |
| Leader | Nasser Al-Khelaifi |
| Faith | Qatarism |
| Currency | Riyal |
| Animal | Arabian Oryx |
The Team That Corrupts Football of Paris Saint-Germain is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Nasser Al-Khelaifi with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.912 billion Qataris are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Qatari economy, worth 652 trillion Riyals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 223,914 Riyals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,653,411 per year while the poor average 9,134, a ratio of 181 to 1.
People are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, jackboots have given the boot to the nobility, and a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Paris Saint-Germain's national animal is the Arabian Oryx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Qatarism.
Paris Saint-Germain is ranked 223,907th in the world and 70th in FIFA Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 42.12 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
- : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, jackboots have given the boot to the nobility.
- : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
- : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies.
- : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Paris Saint-Germain was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
- : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
- : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
- : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
