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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 786thMost Ignorant Citizens: 897thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,022nd
The Team That Corrupts Football of
Corporate Police State
Ruining Ligue 1 and football since 2011!
Nasser Al-Khelaifi
Influence
Duckspeaker
Qatar
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Paris Saint-Germain

Population2.912 billion

CapitalDoha
LeaderNasser Al-Khelaifi
FaithQatarism

CurrencyRiyal
AnimalArabian Oryx

The Team That Corrupts Football of Paris Saint-Germain is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Nasser Al-Khelaifi with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.912 billion Qataris are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Qatari economy, worth 652 trillion Riyals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 223,914 Riyals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,653,411 per year while the poor average 9,134, a ratio of 181 to 1.

People are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies, jackboots have given the boot to the nobility, and a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Paris Saint-Germain's national animal is the Arabian Oryx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Qatarism.

Paris Saint-Germain is ranked 223,907th in the world and 70th in FIFA Lands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 42.12 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 786thMost Ignorant Citizens: 897thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,022ndMost Avoided: 1,072ndFattest Citizens: 1,258thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,261stLargest Retail Industry: 1,297thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,344thMost Armed: 1,436thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,741stMost Patriotic: 2,200thMost Devout: 2,225thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,261stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,522ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,826thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,933rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,133rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,177thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,345thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,688thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,492ndRudest Citizens: 4,850thHighest Average Incomes: 5,036thLargest Black Market: 5,714thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,537thMost Conservative: 8,484thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,829thMost Efficient Economies: 9,785thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,578thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,623rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,886thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,679thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,051stLargest Governments: 21,148thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,227thHighest Crime Rates: 23,547th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 4th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, jackboots have given the boot to the nobility.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, foreign planes and migratory birds are shot down as spies.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, people are raising their middle finger to non-digital currencies.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Paris Saint-Germain was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, a murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Paris Saint-Germain, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".

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