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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,282ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,284thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,332nd
The Team That Corrupts Football of
Corporate Police State
Ruining Ligue 1 since 2011!
Nasser Al-Khelaifi
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Paris Saint-Germain

Population1.814 billion

LeaderNasser Al-Khelaifi

AnimalArabian Oryx

The Team That Corrupts Football of Paris Saint-Germain is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nasser Al-Khelaifi with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.814 billion Qataris are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Qatari economy, worth 332 trillion Riyals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 183,047 Riyals, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,050,245 per year while the poor average 15,360, a ratio of 68.4 to 1.

Nasser Al-Khelaifi's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day, and Qataris wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?". Crime is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Paris Saint-Germain's national animal is the Arabian Oryx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Qatarism.

Paris Saint-Germain is ranked 186,267th in the world and 55th in FIFA Lands for Most Developed, scoring 51.46 on the Human Development Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,282ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,284thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,332ndMost Avoided: 1,655thFattest Citizens: 1,657thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,730thLargest Retail Industry: 2,161stTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,928thMost Devout: 3,279thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,027thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,081stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,645thHighest Crime Rates: 4,679thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,299thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,344thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,463rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,498thLargest Mining Sector: 6,284thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,250thMost Armed: 7,939thHighest Average Incomes: 8,585thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,593rdRudest Citizens: 10,175thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,871stMost Efficient Economies: 11,417thMost Conservative: 11,495thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,102ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 18,574thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,323rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,741stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,998thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,057th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the region

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