The Team That Corrupts Football of Paris Saint-Germain is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Nasser Al-Khelaifi with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.814 billion Qataris are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doha. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Qatari economy, worth 332 trillion Riyals a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 183,047 Riyals, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,050,245 per year while the poor average 15,360, a ratio of 68.4 to 1.

Nasser Al-Khelaifi's opponents have adopted dogs to chase away the mailman, mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day, and Qataris wonder "if a tree falls in the woods with no credible witnesses, who wants to know?". Crime is a major problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Paris Saint-Germain's national animal is the Arabian Oryx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Qatarism.

Paris Saint-Germain is ranked 186,267^th in the world and 55^th in FIFA Lands for Most Developed, scoring 51.46 on the Human Development Index.