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Highest Drug Use: 2,364thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,996thLargest Black Market: 3,185th
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Parco

Population16.256 billion

LeaderBork
FaithCentrifuge

Currencypie piece
Animalmonkey

The Confederacy of Parco is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Bork with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 16.256 billion Parcoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Parcoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,056 trillion pie pieces a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 126,488 pie pieces, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation, a sledgehammer and a spray can are seen as the default tools of political debate, many friends and relatives of Bork have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, and grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Parco's national animal is the monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Centrifuge.

Parco is ranked 235,288th in the world and 22nd in Autropolis for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -9.39 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Highest Drug Use: 2,364thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,996thLargest Black Market: 3,185thHighest Crime Rates: 3,315thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,810thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,193rdMost Avoided: 4,284thFattest Citizens: 5,189thRudest Citizens: 5,438thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,670thMost Secular: 6,342ndHighest Economic Output: 9,235thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,720thNudest: 10,007thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,017thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,365thLargest Retail Industry: 11,877thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,008thMost Armed: 12,552ndTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 13,314thMost Cultured: 13,477thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,687thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,011thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,061stMost Efficient Economies: 16,176thLargest Populations: 17,893rdSmartest Citizens: 21,107thMost Developed: 21,431stMost Inclusive: 21,436thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,494thHighest Average Incomes: 23,220thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,424thLargest Governments: 25,538th
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Highest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Parco was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Parco was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Parco was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Parco was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Parco was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Parco was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Parco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates and Highest Food Quality.
  • : Parco was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Parco was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Parco was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.

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