by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,341stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,428thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,402nd
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Population2.303 billion

CapitalThe North Pole
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithBig Dairy

CurrencyCandy Cane

The The The The The The The The of ParaSymmetry is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.303 billion ParaSymmetrics are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient ParaSymmetric economy, worth 426 trillion Candy Canes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,270 Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

On graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons, glamping ParaSymmetrics won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ParaSymmetry's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Big Dairy.

ParaSymmetry is ranked 77,833rd in the world and 2,364th in The East Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 3,351.85 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,341stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,428thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 3,402ndHighest Poor Incomes: 3,621stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,789thLowest Crime Rates: 3,795thHealthiest Citizens: 3,923rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,051stMost Efficient Economies: 4,086thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,258thNicest Citizens: 4,508thMost Influential: 4,573rdMost Inclusive: 4,747thMost Developed: 4,797thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,817thSafest: 5,223rdLargest Governments: 5,358thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,694thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,726thSmartest Citizens: 5,973rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,495thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,863rdMost Secular: 6,888thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,548thMost Pacifist: 7,876thHighest Average Incomes: 8,308thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,693rdMost Advanced Public Education: 8,891stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,983rdBest Weather: 9,227thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,221stLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,118thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,677thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,941stMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,511thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,698thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 21,643rdMost Cultured: 22,621stMost Income Equality: 23,659th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 51st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 103rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 104th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 109th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 119th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 126th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 131st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 135th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 143rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 144th in the regionMost Developed: 155th in the regionMost Inclusive: 156th in the regionLargest Governments: 156th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 157th in the regionSafest: 159th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 165th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 199th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 204th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 215th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 221st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 226th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 236th in the regionMost Secular: 245th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 251st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 254th in the regionMost Pacifist: 264th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 272nd in the regionBest Weather: 288th in the regionMost Influential: 329th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 357th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 385th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 437th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 438th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 466th in the regionNudest: 552nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 589th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 590th in the regionMost Cultured: 632nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 663rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 704th in the region

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