The Kingdom of Paradisland is a huge, safe nation, notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 335 million Paradislandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cidade Real de Euternia. The average income tax rate is 62.3%.

The powerhouse Paradislandian economy, worth 33.2 trillion Coroa Federadas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 99,002 Coroa Federadas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, and diplomacy is a foreign concept to Paradislandians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paradisland's national animal is the whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Paradisland is ranked 52,237^th in the world and 27^th in Arakeia for Highest Poor Incomes, with 52,976.53 Standard Monetary Units.