by Max Barry

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 5,204th Largest Information Technology Sector: 5,842nd Most Subsidized Industry: 7,163rd
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Live and let live
President Cypress
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population4.932 billion

LeaderPresident Cypress
FaithDumpster Fireism


The United States of Paradime is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Cypress with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, national health service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The quiet, industrious population of 4.932 billion Paradimeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toastville. The average income tax rate is 71.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Paradimean economy, worth 817 trillion Dimes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 165,840 Dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, the statue in the Anderson Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, many politicians are having to do a hard day's work for the first time in their careers, and a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paradime's national animal is the Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dumpster Fireism.

Paradime is ranked 15,899th in the world and 9th in The Dank Meme Alliance for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 6,716.51 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 5,204thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,842ndMost Subsidized Industry: 7,163rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,244thLargest Mining Sector: 8,737thTop
Most Developed: 9,356thHighest Average Incomes: 9,806thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,537thSmartest Citizens: 10,833rdLargest Governments: 11,127thLowest Crime Rates: 11,668thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,095thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,618thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,071stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,576thMost Average: 13,582ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,894thMost Influential: 14,217thMost Secular: 14,437thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,567thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,677thHealthiest Citizens: 14,867thSafest: 14,901stHighest Poor Incomes: 15,099thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,529thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,707thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,899thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,886thHighest Economic Output: 17,203rd
Most Average: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the region

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