The Federal Republic of Paradeavenlisian States is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Judicius Angevin with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.129 billion Paradeavenlisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jatherondia. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Paradeavenlisian economy, worth 946 trillion Paradeavenlisian Wreplias a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 184,488 Paradeavenlisian Wreplias, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paradeavenlisian States's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, tabloids coo over Judicius Angevin's expected child, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paradeavenlisian States's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Paradeavenlisian States is ranked 1,692^nd in the world and 108^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 268.49 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.