The Federal Republic of Paradeavenlisian States is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Judicius Angevin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 1.446 billion Paradeavenlisians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jatherondia. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paradeavenlisian economy, worth 143 trillion Paradeavenlisian Wreplias a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,488 Paradeavenlisian Wreplias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, hipster cyclists declare that "metal is dead", Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, and no one is quite sure what many government officials look like. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paradeavenlisian States's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Paradeavenlisian States is ranked 8,833^rd in the world and 1^st in The Democratic Republic of Freedom for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 5 Valid Endorsements.