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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,605th Most Secular: 3,943rd Most Compassionate Citizens: 4,839th
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia
Property is Theft!
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Superb

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Papuan Commune

Population952 million

CapitalManokwari
LeaderChairman

Currencydollar
Animalant

The Free Land of Papuan Commune is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Chairman with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 952 million Papuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manokwari. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Papuan economy, worth 93.7 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 98,412 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, and doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick. Crime is totally unknown. Papuan Commune's national animal is the ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Papuan Commune is ranked 20,112th in the world and 219th in The Communist Bloc for Most Influential, scoring 1,366 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,605thMost Secular: 3,943rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,839thNicest Citizens: 4,881stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,206thMost Inclusive: 5,704thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,133rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,366thMost Pacifist: 7,070thTop
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Best Weather: 7,752ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,900thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,605thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,809thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,476thMost Income Equality: 10,753rdMost Beautiful Environments: 11,484thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,617thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,729thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,890thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,172ndSafest: 12,934thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,072ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,228thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,458thHealthiest Citizens: 14,194thNudest: 14,742nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Papuan Commune, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick.
  • : Following new legislation in Papuan Commune, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Papuan Commune, sea side cafes are required by law to close during summer.
  • : Following new legislation in Papuan Commune, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
  • : Following new legislation in Papuan Commune, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • : Following new legislation in Papuan Commune, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Papuan Commune, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.
  • : Papuan Commune was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • : Following new legislation in Papuan Commune, the judicial branch is strongly influenced by the Communist Party.
  • : Following new legislation in Papuan Commune, Chairman's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.

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