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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,516thRudest Citizens: 6,183rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,033rd
The Grand Duchy of
New York Times Democracy
You Need To Hold It Down When That Sauce Comes
Carl Barks
Influence
Eminence Grise
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Paperino

Population3.693 billion

CapitalDuckburg
LeaderCarl Barks
FaithDisney

Currencytopolino dollar
Animalduck

The Grand Duchy of Paperino is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Carl Barks with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.693 billion Mighty Ducks enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duckburg. The average income tax rate is 50.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Donaldvillois economy, worth 451 trillion topolino dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,359 topolino dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Bills about shades of lipstick are frequently introduced in the nation's legislature, Donaldvillois police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, and candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally. Crime is totally unknown. Paperino's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Disney.

Paperino is ranked 230,925th in the world and 8th in Lewisham for Most Patriotic, with 3.02 flags saluted per person per day.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,516thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 6,183rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,033rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,578thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 14,323rdMost Cultured: 17,215thMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,594thMost Developed: 17,627thMost Pacifist: 19,085thSafest: 19,277thHighest Food Quality: 19,354thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,678thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,094thMost Efficient Economies: 21,249thMost Inclusive: 21,343rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,035thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,190thSmartest Citizens: 23,782ndHighest Poor Incomes: 24,023rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24,346thHighest Average Incomes: 25,014thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,977thNicest Citizens: 26,804thMost Beautiful Environments: 26,838th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Paperino was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Paperino, candidates celebrate "free speech" by spraying champagne all over anyone who shows up to a rally.
  • : Following new legislation in Paperino, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Paperino was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Paperino, Donaldvillois police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Paperino lodged a message on the Lewisham Regional Message Board.
  • : Paperino lodged a message on the Grand Peppian Commonwealth Regional Message Board.
  • : Paperino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Paperino was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Paperino, bills about shades of lipstick are frequently introduced in the nation's legislature.

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