The Robo Orangugrump of Papercuts and Skittles is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Geoff with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.168 billion Skitters are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Brunswick. The average income tax rate is 28.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Skittlesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,494 trillion Skits a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 277,992 Skits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, package deals offer tourists the chance to visit the frozen remains of the previous tour group, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", and most Skittlesian video games are banned in other countries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Papercuts and Skittles's national animal is the Papercut, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Papercuts and Skittles was endorsed by The Republic of Folhord.
- : Papercuts and Skittles was endorsed by The Endorse the Dinner of Dilber.
- : Papercuts and Skittles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Papercuts and Skittles was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of Wellington Bingbong.
- : Papercuts and Skittles was endorsed by The Poet Laureate of Haiku of Fuentana.
- : Papercuts and Skittles was endorsed by The OCD Bicyclist of Wickedly evil people.
- : Papercuts and Skittles was endorsed by The Western Card Czar of Giovanniland.
- : Papercuts and Skittles's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Apprentice".
- : Papercuts and Skittles was endorsed by The Keytar cover of Teralyon.
- : Papercuts and Skittles was endorsed by The Grumpy Old Sage of Mediobogdum.