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Most Authoritarian: 1,117thMost Extreme: 2,713thMost Conservative: 3,605th
The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
I know the Haitian people because I am the people
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Basket Case
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Papa Doc

Population9.977 billion

Currencygourde
Animaltrogon

The Dictatorship of Papa Doc is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 9.977 billion Haitians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Papa Docian economy, worth 103 trillion gourdes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,401 gourdes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Papa Doc's national animal is the trogon.

Papa Doc is ranked 3,605th in the world and 129th in Osiris for Most Conservative, scoring 97 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 1,117thTop
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Most Extreme: 2,713thMost Conservative: 3,605thMost Income Equality: 4,785thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,228thTop
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Most Stationary: 12,662ndMost Primitive: 16,063rdMost Pacifist: 22,864th
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Most Authoritarian: 73rd in the regionMost Extreme: 79th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 129th in the regionMost Income Equality: 142nd in the regionMost Stationary: 146th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 306th in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 768th in the regionMost Influential: 984th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Papa Doc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Papa Doc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Papa Doc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Papa Doc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Zombies.
  • : Papa Doc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Papa Doc was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Papa Doc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Papa Doc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Papa Doc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Papa Doc was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombified.

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