The Squadrismo of Paolo Di Canio is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 19.639 billion Fascist Comrades are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 39.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Paolo Di Canioan economy, worth 809 trillion Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 41,221 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paolo Di Canio's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Paolo Di Canio is ranked 89,098^th in the world and 1^st in Red Guards for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.31 law-abiding acts per hour.