The Republic of Panzer Vor 99 is a massive, genial nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.239 billion Panzer Vor 99ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 39.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Panzer Vor 99ian economy, worth 204 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,129 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

City workers have declared that rolling markets aren't good for business after all, when their backs are against the walls Panzer Vor 99ians look out for gay men, people who get diabetes can sue donut manufacturers, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panzer Vor 99's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Panzer Vor 99 is ranked 76,920^th in the world and 686^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Patriotic, with 21.48 flags saluted per person per day.