The Republic of Panzer Vor 449 is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.912 billion Panzer Vor 449ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Panzer Vor 449ian economy, worth 107 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Gambling, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 36,747 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panzer Vor 449's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Panzer Vor 449 is ranked 109,765^th in the world and 345^th in Celiane for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,681.13 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.