The Empire of Panthalasa Empirivm is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.854 billion Panthalasa Empirivmians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panthalassa. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Panthalasa Empirivmian economy, worth 214 trillion Florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 115,640 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Panthalasa Empirivm's national animal is the Sea Eagle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Panthalasa Empirivm is ranked 120,915^th in the world and 2,328^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,499.73 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.