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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,775thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,021stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,476th
The Most Serene Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
God, Homeland, Liberty
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Panpan108

Population3.169 billion

Currencypeso
Animalelephant

The Most Serene Republic of Panpan108 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.169 billion Panpan108ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Panpan108ian economy, worth 408 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 128,977 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Military pistols are more secure than the national treasury, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, and churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panpan108's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Panpan108 is ranked 19,170th in the world and 9th in Greater Prussia for Highest Average Incomes, with 128,977.96 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,775thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,021stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,476thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 10,546thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,758thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,097thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,113thSafest: 13,093rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,387thLargest Black Market: 14,819thLowest Crime Rates: 16,422ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,423rdMost Corrupt Governments: 17,668thHighest Average Incomes: 19,170thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19,292ndLargest Governments: 19,374th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Panpan108 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
  • : Following new legislation in Panpan108, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Panpan108, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears.
  • : Following new legislation in Panpan108, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Panpan108, military pistols are more secure than the national treasury.
  • : Following new legislation in Panpan108, disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown.
  • : Following new legislation in Panpan108, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
  • : Following new legislation in Panpan108, police conduct weekly raids looking for contraband cheeseburgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Panpan108, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in Panpan108, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.

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