Population | 8.432 billion |
Capital | Alkapol |
Leader | President Arnold Brent |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | eagle |
The Sacred Serene Republic of Pangurstan is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Arnold Brent with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.432 billion Pangurs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alkapol. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Pangur economy, worth a remarkable 1,688 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 200,257 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, and therapists can always squeeze in another house-call. Crime is totally unknown. Pangurstan's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Pangurstan is ranked 7,541st in the world and 7th in Aros Elyium for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,535.5 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Pangurstan, therapists can always squeeze in another house-call.
- : Following new legislation in
Pangurstan, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads.
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Pangurstan published "History of Pangurstan [WIP]" (Factbook: History).
- : Following new legislation in
Pangurstan, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans.
- : Following new legislation in
Pangurstan, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
- : Following new legislation in
Pangurstan, the World Sacred Serene Republic Games have been won again by Pangurstan as no other country cares enough to compete.
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Pangurstan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
- : Following new legislation in
Pangurstan, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
- : Following new legislation in
Pangurstan, the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea.
- : Following new legislation in
Pangurstan, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Kartof,
Roylaii,
Amenskerra, and
Kreigswaffe.