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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,850thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,539thLargest Retail Industry: 4,215th
The Medieval Roleplaying Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Who ate my chocolate?
William The Nerd
Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Pangania

Population2.329 billion

CapitalMom's house
LeaderWilliam The Nerd
FaithChristianity

CurrencyChocolate Coins
AnimalEagle

The Medieval Roleplaying Kingdom of Pangania is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by William The Nerd with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.329 billion Panganians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mom's house. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The all-consuming Panganian economy, worth 260 trillion Chocolate Coins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 111,679 Chocolate Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, supermodels maintain their skinny form by running away from government officials, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, and suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pangania's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pangania is ranked 139,001st in the world and 3rd in Dem Boiz for Most Influential, scoring 18 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,850thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,539thLargest Retail Industry: 4,215thFattest Citizens: 4,949thLargest Gambling Industry: 5,541stMost Avoided: 7,603rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,708thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,875thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 9,453rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,529thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,965thMost Devout: 13,414thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,469thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,789thLargest Black Market: 16,318thMost Armed: 17,545th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pangania's influence in Dem Boiz fell from "Hermit" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Pangania's influence in Dem Boiz rose from "Zero" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in Pangania, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Pangania, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Pangania, supermodels maintain their skinny form by running away from government officials.
  • : Following new legislation in Pangania, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Pangania, dining out often involves Eagles on the plate no matter what you order.
  • : Pangania relocated from The East Pacific to Dem Boiz.
  • : Following new legislation in Pangania, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in Pangania, the nation's entire cultural heritage is being auctioned off to the rich.

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