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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 622ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,925thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,301st
The Guardian Champion Office of
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1 sea-1 horizon. 1 land-1 dominion. 1 people-1 nation.
이순신 Yi Sun Sin
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Population3.669 billion

CapitalPangaean Carthage
Leader이순신 Yi Sun Sin

Animalpanē dolphin

The Guardian Champion Office of Pangaea-Panthalassa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by 이순신 Yi Sun Sin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.669 billion Pangaea-Panthalassans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pangaean Carthage. The average income tax rate is 63.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pangaea-Panthalassan economy, worth 484 trillion Knots a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 131,957 Knots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, and gossip magazines have pictures of 이순신 Yi Sun Sin sunbathing on the beach with political rivals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pangaea-Panthalassa's national animal is the panē dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Pangaea-Panthalassa is ranked 196,554th in the world and 168th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Primitive, scoring -137.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 622ndTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,925thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,301stMost Cultured: 4,389thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,038thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,740thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,561stHighest Food Quality: 8,776thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,117thMost Secular: 9,471stBest Weather: 10,060thSafest: 10,121stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,389thLargest Retail Industry: 11,068thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,503rdTop
Most Developed: 11,610thNicest Citizens: 11,951stMost Efficient Economies: 11,977thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,109thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,569thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,911thSmartest Citizens: 13,929thHealthiest Citizens: 14,089thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,134thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,689thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,859thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,963rdMost Inclusive: 18,899thHighest Average Incomes: 19,342ndMost Politically Free: 20,852ndMost Pacifist: 21,845th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the region

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