The Muvender Atchi of Pandya Nadu is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its daily referendums, avowedly heterosexual populace, and zero percent divorce rate. The democratic population of 640 million Pandyans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madurai. The average income tax rate is 17.7%.

The Pandyan economy, worth 30.0 trillion Pandyan Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 46,917 Pandyan Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

What's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Pandya Nadu's national animal is the Fish, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Pandya Nadu is ranked 133,890^th in the world and 2,301^st in The North Pacific for Most Authoritarian, with 784.63 milliStalins.